- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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