- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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