- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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