- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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