what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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