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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

my wife out of the kitchen

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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