Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

pobody's nerfect

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Make me famous

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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