- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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