- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

My jeans

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

eoin burgin is fat

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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