- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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