- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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