- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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