4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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