What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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