Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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tim has no humor

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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