What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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