- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism