- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Coldpaly is a good band

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Knock knock. Who's there?

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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