- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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