- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Your mom.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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