Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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