Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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call me maybe.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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France had one revolution

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