Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A shark ate your mom

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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