Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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