- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

I was once a hamster.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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