Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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