- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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