- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

So these two girls have a cup .

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Yellow People !!

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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