- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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