A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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