Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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