what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How old are you? 7

What did the teacher do? He taught.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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