- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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