Knock knock. Its open.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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