Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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