- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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