lewis=cardiac

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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