- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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