- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

sucks Syntax...

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Robin, get in the car, please.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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