- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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