What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Ehh

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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This is not a joke.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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