- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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