- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Yellow People !!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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