Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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