- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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