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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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