- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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