Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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PENIS :)

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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