- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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