- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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