- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

asians have slitted eyes lol

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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