Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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no

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Leave. Now.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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