- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A guy walks into a bar

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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