Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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