- Anti Joke

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.