Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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