- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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