you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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69

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Small Penis.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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