- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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