- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

An man walks to a bra

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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