- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

womens rights.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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