- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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