What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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