- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

whats worse than failing your maths test?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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