- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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