- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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