- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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