Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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WNBA

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Do the roar!

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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