- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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