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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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