- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Roses are flowers.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why didn't he finish his

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Knock knock.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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