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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A man did not like this site

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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