- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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