Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A miserable man committed suicide.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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