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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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