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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A penis walks into a bar..

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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