Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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James Patrick Campbell

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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