Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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