- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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