- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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