Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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HOLY COW!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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