- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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