- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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