You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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