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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Albino African Americans

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why can't jokes spit?

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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