- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How do you end a sentence

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A blonde dies Lololol

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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