Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Burp

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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