- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

hey hey apple

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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