- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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