How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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