- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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