- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

cancer

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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