- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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