- Anti Joke

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.