- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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