- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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