What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Your girlfriend.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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