What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Andoni was here

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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