so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Sex

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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cancer

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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