- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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