I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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