- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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