- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Women's rights

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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