What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Your mom is not fat!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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