I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Granny porn!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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knock knock? come in

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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knock knock come in

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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