- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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