- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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