Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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where is the world?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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