- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Faithful men.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese