What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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