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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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